George Washington

Once upon a time...an old lady gave birth to an ugly little baby named George Washington. The little boy was so ugly the mom ran away and left the baby with the dad. The daddy was so cool, big, and important he was never home, so the ugly little baby raised itself.

All during his childhood poor, ugly, little George was made fun of. No one liked him and he had no friends ever. So all during his growing up years, he was the loser that nobody liked. He just sat alone so no one would make fun of him.

When little George was 12 years old his daddy hit him in the face with a baseball ball bat, and knocked out all his teeth. In order to talk again George has to get extremely ugly wooden teeth. Because they were so ugly he got made fun of even worse now. It was just terrible.

When George turned 16 he found the first love of his life, ApricotPlum Anderson. Sadly though, ApricotPlum didn't like George in return. She liked Johnny Thomas. So there goes his teen years. First getting wooden teeth, and then getting rejected by his true love. Poor, little, ugly, George.

When George was an old man he decided to be the 1st president of the United States. No one liked him so no one wanted to vote for him. But since he was the only one, they had to. They needed a president. And that's how ugly little George became the president of the United States.

The End

-Zjani